Awkward author D.R.Sylvester
So you might remember a previous post where I mentioned that I was entering a competition for awkward author photos, and that the other entries for it were positively exploding with gaiety and hilarity…
Well it seems I must give thanks to the voters of this illustrious event, because I CAME THIRD! (which in a 3-way would make me the winner)
Thank you so much for voting, well done to all the other brilliant contestants, congratulations to the 1st and 2nd place winners (61 – yours was excellent) and thank you to Chuck for running such a fun competition.
*swishes Miss Beardy-Author sash*
*picks bikini out of butt-crack*
*takes a bow*
D.R.Sylvester
D.R.SYLVESTER FICTION 
Congrats. I love the massive red NOPE.
Thanks mate! Hahah I’ve seriously considered scribbling that right across my manuscript, on many an occasion…
Nooooooooo! Resist. You must resist.
Yes, so did I! How many times have writers felt like that?
All of the times, my friend. Haha
Oh well. Onwards! *blows writerly bugle of victory*
Congratulations on getting in the top three!
Thanks mate! Very much appreciated 🙂
Congrats, D.R! I knew yours was a standout, and looks like everyone else did, too! Also: she’s immortalized forever on the Internet. Congrats again!