So you might remember a previous post where I mentioned that I was entering a competition for awkward author photos, and that the other entries for it were positively exploding with gaiety and hilarity…
Well it seems I must give thanks to the voters of this illustrious event, because I CAME THIRD! (which in a 3-way would make me the winner)
Thank you so much for voting, well done to all the other brilliant contestants, congratulations to the 1st and 2nd place winners (61 – yours was excellent) and thank you to Chuck for running such a fun competition.
*swishes Miss Beardy-Author sash*
*picks bikini out of butt-crack*
*takes a bow*